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  • Cheng Cheng The 2-Year-Old Beer Chugger

    Cheng Cheng The 2-Year-Old Beer Chugger

    China does it again.. This is two-year-old Cheng Cheng, and he is reportedly addicted to alcohol. Cheng prefers wine and bottles of beer to milk, according to the Shanghaiist, and is known as ‘Little Winebibber’ by local media. His parents are being investigated by local authorities after he was pictured drinking from a bottle of

  • Label Flop James Arthur Gets KO’d In Polish Bar

    Label Flop James Arthur Gets KO’d In Polish Bar

    Pop flop James Arthur got dropped from Simon Cowell’s label recently, and now he’s just been dropped by a Polish guy. After a performance at Wromantic Festival, the X Factor winner posted a pic on his Instagram with a cut nose captioned ‘Polish bar brawls are the best.’ He’s no stranger to confrontation, or in

  • Man Flown To Caribbean Instead Of Spain In British Airways Mix Up

    Man Flown To Caribbean Instead Of Spain In British Airways Mix Up

    Most of us wouldn’t be completely devastated to find we were being flown to Grenada, the luxury Caribbean holiday destination, rather than Granada in Spain. American dentist Edward Gamson and wife settled back for a first-class British Airways transit, but soon realised they were heading to the Caribbean on a flight 9 hours longer. The

  • Blue And Luisa Zissman Team Up For Worst TV Show Ever

    Blue And Luisa Zissman Team Up For Worst TV Show Ever

    To be honest, even creating this article is making my stomach churn, but this sh*t has to stop ASAP. Celeb Big Brother and Apprentice ‘star’ Luisa Zissman is teaming up with the ever-relevant boys from Blue to open up a bar in Ibiza, in the name of ENTERTAINMENT. So not only do we now have

  • Curious Student Gets Stuck In Giant Stone Vagina

    Curious Student Gets Stuck In Giant Stone Vagina

    A student has reportedly had to be rescued after getting stuck inside a giant stone vagina. The exchange student from America is believed to have climbed inside the marble sculpture in Tubingen, Germany, on Friday afternoon, for a dare. However, once inside he found he was stuck. Five emergency vehicles and 22 firemen are believed

  • Forget The E-Cig, The World’s First E-Joint Is Here

    Forget The E-Cig, The World’s First E-Joint Is Here

    You’ve heard of the e-cigarette, but how about the e-joint? The invention from (yes, you guessed it) the Netherlands is thought to be the world’s first electronic spliff. Company E-Njoint BV produce 10,000 fruity-flavoured joints every day which are rolled out across Europe. It contains no THC, tobacco or nicotine, making it 100 per cent

  • Devil Moose Smashes Into Bus As Speedo Reaches 666

    Devil Moose Smashes Into Bus As Speedo Reaches 666

    The Devil’s hand appeared to lead a moose into the path of an oncoming bus – just as the speedometer hit 666 km. The bus was travelling from Minsk, Belarus, to Kiev, Ukraine, when the animal darted into the road. The bus struck the moose with such force that its lifeless body became wedged in

  • Idiot Jumps On £250K McClaren, Posts Photo, Gets Caught

    Idiot Jumps On £250K McClaren, Posts Photo, Gets Caught

    A businessman could not believe his eyes when a teenager posted a picture of himself jumping up and down on his brand new £245,000 sports car. The owner, who did not want to be identified, had just got his McLaren Spider back from repair work in Birmingham when he decided to go for some dinner

  • Ian Wright Flies Home After Family Is Held At Knifepoint

    Ian Wright Flies Home After Family Is Held At Knifepoint

    Former Arsenal striker Ian Wright has flown home from Brazil after his wife and children were burgled at knifepoint. The 50-year-old, who has been working as a pundit for ITV at the World Cup, tweeted last night: ‘You won’t get away with it.’ Four hooded men armed with knives made their way into his north-west

  • Mexico’s World Cup Reporter Is NO Adrian Chiles

    Mexico’s World Cup Reporter Is NO Adrian Chiles

    This is Vanessa Huppenkothen, the Mexican reporter who became a viral hit during the Brazil vs Mexico game last night. Our picture of her spread like wildfire across Facebook during the game so we decided to give her a little background check. She is absolutely NO Adrian Chiles, or Gabby Logan for that matter. (Sorry

  • Charles Bronson Sells Paintings To Send Mum On Holiday

    Charles Bronson Sells Paintings To Send Mum On Holiday

    Britain’s most notorious prisoner Charles Bronson has raised thousands to send his mum on holiday by selling some of his paintings at auction. The 61-year-old chose to sell the works of art to make up for upsetting his mother after his notorious brawl while smeared with butter with 12 prison guards last month. Spurs fan

  • Woman Sunbathes Naked Out Of Window, Causes Car Crash

    Woman Sunbathes Naked Out Of Window, Causes Car Crash

    A naked sunbather caused a traffic pile-up when she poked her bottom out of a window to get an all-over tan. The nude woman was spotted sunbathing, with her legs dangling from a third floor window, in the Austrian capital of Vienna. Motorist Michael Kineast said: ‘I was behind two guys who had a fender

  • Breaking Bad Style Meth Lab Found In Retirement Village

    Breaking Bad Style Meth Lab Found In Retirement Village

    In a scene reminiscent of hit TV show Breaking Bad, a man has been caught allegedly cooking methamphetamine in his apartment at a retirement community in California. Robert Short, 64, was found with four ounces of crystal meth, as well as plastic bags and an electronic scale in a routine police car search. Officers then

  • Someone Leaked The 2014/15 Premier League Fixture List

    Someone Leaked The 2014/15 Premier League Fixture List

    As always, you have to take this stuff with a pinch of salt, but it’s definitely worth discussing.. This image surfaced this morning, and we’re not sure where from originally, but if this actually turns out to be the opening fixtures of the 2014/15 Premier League season, we’re in for a blockbuster opening. I couldn’t

  • Window Cleaner Laughs At Armed Robber Then Chases Him Off

    Window Cleaner Laughs At Armed Robber Then Chases Him Off

    A ‘bank robber’ has been jailed for life for attempting to hold up a bank in London, armed with a fake handgun. Andrew Fernandez walked into Lloyds bank in Croyden and pointed the gun at staff behind the counter, demanding cash. Luckily for bank staff, window cleaner James Rowley was having a bad day, and

  • Leo DiCaprio Is Tearing Rio A New One During World Cup

    Leo DiCaprio Is Tearing Rio A New One During World Cup

    Leonardo DiCaprio is at the World Cup. But he’s not there quietly. The legendary actor flew in 30 girls from different parts of the world and then combined them with another 50 women he met at a nightclub, that he personally rented out for himself, ordered the dearest champagne he could find then took everyone