Man Puts Cheating Wife’s Wedding Dress On Gumtree

A scorned lover has got revenge by posting an advert on Gumtree selling the wedding dress of his ‘adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous soulmate’.

The Australian man posted this hilarious ad after his wife slept with one of his closest friends.

The ‘harlot-sized ensemble’ is targeted at cheaters and ‘is in better condition than the marriage’.

It went live on the online market place yesterday and has already racked up more than 60,000 visits.

The side-splitting description reads: ‘Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband’s closest friends? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!

‘This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous soulmate.

‘A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict Arnold, believed to be derived from the very cloth Judas Iscariot himself wore to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God – Jesus Christ.’

It goes on to read that the dress offers legal entitlement to your over half’s worldy possessions.

It adds: ‘Cosmetically, the garment is in better condition than the marriage – not looking for much. Make an offer.’

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