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  • Breaking Bad Style Meth Lab Found In Retirement Village

    Breaking Bad Style Meth Lab Found In Retirement Village

    In a scene reminiscent of hit TV show Breaking Bad, a man has been caught allegedly cooking methamphetamine in his apartment at a retirement community in California. Robert Short, 64, was found with four ounces of crystal meth, as well as plastic bags and an electronic scale in a routine police car search. Officers then

  • Someone Leaked The 2014/15 Premier League Fixture List

    Someone Leaked The 2014/15 Premier League Fixture List

    As always, you have to take this stuff with a pinch of salt, but it’s definitely worth discussing.. This image surfaced this morning, and we’re not sure where from originally, but if this actually turns out to be the opening fixtures of the 2014/15 Premier League season, we’re in for a blockbuster opening. I couldn’t

  • Window Cleaner Laughs At Armed Robber Then Chases Him Off

    Window Cleaner Laughs At Armed Robber Then Chases Him Off

    A ‘bank robber’ has been jailed for life for attempting to hold up a bank in London, armed with a fake handgun. Andrew Fernandez walked into Lloyds bank in Croyden and pointed the gun at staff behind the counter, demanding cash. Luckily for bank staff, window cleaner James Rowley was having a bad day, and

  • Leo DiCaprio Is Tearing Rio A New One During World Cup

    Leo DiCaprio Is Tearing Rio A New One During World Cup

    Leonardo DiCaprio is at the World Cup. But he’s not there quietly. The legendary actor flew in 30 girls from different parts of the world and then combined them with another 50 women he met at a nightclub, that he personally rented out for himself, ordered the dearest champagne he could find then took everyone

  • Crowdfunded Oral Sex Machine Now Available For Pre-Order

    Crowdfunded Oral Sex Machine Now Available For Pre-Order

    The only thing stranger than products on crowdfunding sites is the fact they sometimes reach their investment targets. Take the Autoblow 2 for example, an innovative sex toy that uses a motor to give the more discerning gentleman hands free stimulation. This means he can now punctuate World of Warcraft sessions, 4Chan and crushing loneliness

  • Michael Schumacher ‘Out Of Coma And Communicating’ With Family

    Michael Schumacher ‘Out Of Coma And Communicating’ With Family

    Michael Schumacher is out of his coma and has already left his hospital in Grenoble. The Formula One legend has been in intensive care since suffering a ski accident back in December 2013. An official statement read: ‘Michael has left the CHU Grenoble to continue his long period of rehabilitation. He is no longer in

  • Four-Year-Old ‘Spiderboy’ Keeps Escaping From Home

    Four-Year-Old ‘Spiderboy’ Keeps Escaping From Home

    A 4-year-old toddler has been nicknamed Spiderboy after repeatedly escaping from his mother’s home. Four-year-old Jayden Hughes from Stoke-on-Trent will climb out of first-floor windows and scale eight-foot fences so he can go visit his gran who lives on a nearby street. Jayden has broken out of his home 16 times in the last six

  • Semi-Naked Protesters Take To The Streets Of London

    Semi-Naked Protesters Take To The Streets Of London

    A flashing flashmob paraded around central London in their underwear in a protest over bank charges. The semi-naked gang stripped down to their bras and briefs - giving morning commuters an eyeful. A flashing flashmob paraded around central London in their underwear in a protest over bank charges. The semi-naked gang stripped down to their

  • TV Crew Find £5 Million In Cash In London Attic

    TV Crew Find £5 Million In Cash In London Attic

    A TV crew making a documentary about bailiffs was shocked to find £5million-worth of dollars hidden inside a wooden box in a flat. It was found in east London near some new-builds in the Docklands. The cache was discovered by a Channel 5 crew on Wednesday morning when they followed bailiffs to the property. The

  • Guardian Tweet Photo Of Relief Worker’s ‘Fleshlight’

    Guardian Tweet Photo Of Relief Worker’s ‘Fleshlight’

    Ever wanted to know what life is like for an Afghanistan relief worker? Well look no further, because The Guardian told the world today. Shortly before an embarrassing tweet-delete spree, someone in the Guardian offices tweeted this.. Woops. Somebody doesn’t know what a ‘fleshlight’ is. (It’s a male sex toy for those that actually don’t.)

  • Things For Your Missus To Say During The World Cup

    Things For Your Missus To Say During The World Cup

    Is your missus raring to get involved in the World Cup this year? Are you dreading it? Here are some wonderful tips for her ahead of kick off tonight. As soon as the referee blows on his throat flute to get the football match started make sure you say one of these things: come on

  • Activists Pour Concrete Over Anti-Homeless Spikes In LDN

    Activists Pour Concrete Over Anti-Homeless Spikes In LDN

    There WAS a photo here, but apparently making money is more important to Vice than spreading acts of kindness. Good job Vice, you’re the man! In the small hours of the morning, today, activists dressed as builders poured concrete over anti-homeless spikes outside a Tesco on Regents Street. They vowed to strike again. A “Homes

  • Napoleon Dynamite Cast Reunite For 10th Year Anniversary

    Napoleon Dynamite Cast Reunite For 10th Year Anniversary

    To celebrate the absolute sleeper of a film that was the great Napoleon Dynamite, Fox Searchlight Pictures decided to re-release it for its 10th anniversary and also built a bronze statue of Napoleon Dynamite that was unveiled at their LA studios this Monday. In addition to that, they got the old gang back together. Jon

  • Fighter Jet Pilot Takes Incredible Selfie Next To Boeing 787

    Fighter Jet Pilot Takes Incredible Selfie Next To Boeing 787

    Taking the art of the selfie to, literally, unprecedented heights was this Dutch F-16 pilot who used a GoPro to immortalize the flight of the first Dutch Boeing 787-8. Two armed aircraft flew alongside the commercial plane, known as the Dreamliner, to provide protection on the demo flight. The pilots, members of the Royal Netherlands

  • Woman’s Parking Obstructs Van, Aldi Staff Smash It Up

    Woman’s Parking Obstructs Van, Aldi Staff Smash It Up

    Supermarket staff broke into a woman’s car and rolled it into a bush so a truck could make a delivery. Janina Wasiuta discovered her Ford Fiesta dumped in some bushes, with the windows broke, after she parked in a spot that obstructed a delivery truck. Store staff informed her that they had damaged the car

  • Rik Mayall’s Hilarious Autograph Response To A Fan

    Rik Mayall’s Hilarious Autograph Response To A Fan

    When this autograph hunter asked the late Rik Mayall for his signature, he probably wasn’t quite expecting this response. The fan, known only as Dan, originally wrote to Mayall – who died on Monday aged 56 – requesting an autograph, only to receive the above in the post a month later. Mayall calls him a

  • GTA V Coming To PS4, Xbox One And PC This Autumn

    GTA V Coming To PS4, Xbox One And PC This Autumn

    Rockstar’s blockbuster will be going next gen this year, and it’ll work with GTA Online saves from both Xbox 360 and PS3. It was obviously coming at some point but Sony were the first to confirm that Grand Theft Auto V will be out on PlayStation 4 this autumn. Naturally, they didn’t mention anything about