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  • Ricky Gervais Hints At David Brent TV Comeback

    Ricky Gervais Hints At David Brent TV Comeback

    Ricky Gervais has just dropped the strongest hint yet that his Office alter-ego David Brent might be returning to the screen. The funnyman revealed last month that he had plans to make a ‘mockumentary’ of the character’s attempts to carve out a career in music with his band Foregone Conclusion. However he made further waves

  • NSFW: Couple Have Sex Next To Cash Machine

    NSFW: Couple Have Sex Next To Cash Machine

    This Spanish couple could NOT wait to get home. Literally, they couldn’t wait to get home, so stripped and has sex next to a cash machine. The incident happened in Oviedo, a small town in Northern Spain. I’m guessing there isn’t much to do there.. Brilliant.

  • End Times Are Upon Us: Lamb Born With Human Face

    End Times Are Upon Us: Lamb Born With Human Face

    These images from Izmir, Turkey, show a newborn lamb.. with a human-like face. The lamb, which looks like something out of a bizarre horror movie, has a chin, a small nose and even a full set of human-like lips – that give off the impression that it’s SMILING. Staff at the veterinary clinic where the

  • Unlucky Man ‘Rejected By 5,000 Women’ On Facebook

    Unlucky Man ‘Rejected By 5,000 Women’ On Facebook

    A man who played the numbers game when trying to find women on Facebook has failed dramatically after apparently being rejected 5,000 times. Serbian Predrag Jovanovic had employed the strategy in the hopes of meeting a partner but was disappointed when most of the people he contacted didn’t reply. ‘I got only 15 responses and

  • Uni Put Up Anti-Cheating Posters That Helped Students Cheat

    Uni Put Up Anti-Cheating Posters That Helped Students Cheat

    A university was forced to remove anti-cheating posters from exam rooms after it emerged they contained mathematical formulae that could be used by students. Plymouth University didn’t realise they had made the error until a pupil uploaded the posters to Reddit on Thursday. ‘Just took a maths final with this on the wall of the

  • Diego Costa: Superstar Or One Season Wonder?

    Diego Costa: Superstar Or One Season Wonder?

      Reports emerged yesterday that Chelsea have completed the signing of Diego Costa from Atletico Madrid. The news was broken by a supposedly credible source who tweeted “Diego Costa will be a Chelsea player next season” The fee is said to be in and around the region of 32 million pounds, which will trigger a

  • Gordon Ramsay’s Dwarf Porn Double Dies In Badger Den

    Gordon Ramsay’s Dwarf Porn Double Dies In Badger Den

    A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay’s double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport. Percy Foster’s 107 centimetre (3’6″) body was discovered in a badger’s den in Wales. The report says the 35-year-old was found, “deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of

  • Lad Trolls Girl On Tinder With Craig David Lyrics

    Lad Trolls Girl On Tinder With Craig David Lyrics

    This TinderLAD thought it would be appropriate to use his extensive knowledge of Craig David’s back catalogue, to troll a girl on the hit dating app. Before we continue we want to confirm that yes, it is extremely appropriate to do this. I think it’s safe to say I have the art of the Tinder

  • Mourinho: Hazard Ready To Play

    Mourinho: Hazard Ready To Play

    Four influential Chelsea players who had been doubtful to return to action for the Champions League Semi Final second leg against Atletico Madrid took part in first team training at Cobham yesterday. John Terry, Samuel Eto’o and Eden Hazard who have been vitally important to The Blues this season were all “Moving freely” according to

  • MTV Launch New App That Allows You To Track Your Ex

    MTV Launch New App That Allows You To Track Your Ex

    Ever wanted to avoid your ex so badly that you’d shove an old woman out of the way just to hide behind a wall? We’ve all been there. You can now get a rough idea of where your ex could be lurking, thanks to MTV’s new app which scans through their Facebook location data. (:/)

  • Crotch Cam: Women Are Pervs Part 2!

    Crotch Cam: Women Are Pervs Part 2!

    In this second shocking expose, Crotch Cam reveals the extent to which women continue to seek out and stare at a flaccid (non erect) penises. Look out for the hilarious subconscious mouth and hand gestures and another classic ending. More proof that women are pervs too!

  • Van Gaal Has What It Takes To Be A Top Premier League Manager

    Van Gaal Has What It Takes To Be A Top Premier League Manager

    Netherlands coach Louis van Gaal is currently the bookie’s favourite to take over as manager of Manchester United, following the dismissal of David Moyes. The 62 year old veteran had looked poised to take over at Old Trafford in 2002, however the move failed to materialise when Alex Ferguson decided to postpone his retirement.  So what

  • Teenage Girl Arrested, Loaded Gun Found In Her Vagina

    Teenage Girl Arrested, Loaded Gun Found In Her Vagina

    A teenager had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was arrested for driving with a suspended licence, police say. Dallas J. Archer, was being searched when a female correction officer detected ‘an unknown item in her crotch’, according to a police report. The 19-year-old, from Kingsport, Tennessee, was found to be concealing

  • Premier League Team Of The Year (Revised)

    2013/14 Premier League Team of the Year Goalkeeper: David De Gea. The Spanish shot-stopper has arguably been Manchester United’s top performer this season. De Gea had been subjected to heavy criticism during the earlier part of his United career, however, he has proved the critics wrong and adapted fantastically well to the English game. The