Shopper Caught Masturbating Banned From Every Supermarket In UK






A grandfather caught masturbating in a Sainsbury’s meat aisle has been banned from every supermarket in UK.

We all get urges, but most of them we resist fulfilling until we’re ready to have a poo in which we then kill 2 birds with 1 stone by having a wank as well, but this shlad just couldn’t help himself when he was in the meat aisle in his local Sainsbury’s. Richmond sausages must have been on offer.

Eugenio Freitas, 49, was recorded on CCTV pleasuring himself through his trousers for ten minutes at a store in Newcastle-under-Lyme, Staffordshire.

A court heard how Mr Freitas had ‘fully intended’ to go shopping on July 8 but became overwhelmed by his ‘excessive sexual drive’.

‘At first a member of staff gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed he was adjusting himself,’ said prosecutor Marcus Harry.

Unless supervised by an adult, Eugenio can’t step foot in any UK supermarket.

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